Lois
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
swtkiss1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Ab
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Animal
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One day…
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
heartless
United States
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.
perdix 31
It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!
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Comments (146)
alitbaby 14
some things you just can't unsee.
capnbzarr 43
Name one thing that *can* be unseen.
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
To everyone saying that this is disgusting, I don't see how. OPs mom is of age, and can do what she wants in her spare time. No, I agree, no one really wants to know the details of what their parents do, but they are both two consenting adults who love eachother, and they will have sex, I mean, how do you think you and your siblings(if you have any) got here in the first place. Some people are so sheltered and naive it's unreal.
EvilUndead 9
Her sex life is none of your business. Having many sex toys is safer than having many sexual partners, anyway.
alfred07 18
Nothing wrong with that.
wvcheesehead1 9
The two of you should put all the toys in a big greasy pile and film some carefree fetish movie.... dont forget the pudding
BananerzFresh 12
The question is How did you find this out? •.•
ShananaginsLOL 13
Noor I'm disappointed.... I usually find your comments hilarious tsk tsk :(
CharresBarkrey 16
Yes, 50, how dare someone have a differing opinion than you. And what's more, how dare they post it on a completely public, uncensored forum!
lowshadows 21
one for every day of the week.
Kiyaralovestolol 14
Your poor virgin eyes. FYL. I know the feeling.