Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
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Top comments
Rawrshi 25
I have a sneaking suspicion that she isn't actually doing much sleeping in your room, OP.
FML_HelloItsMe 15
OP.Take the ***** and casually leave it on your mothers bed while she is laying on it.
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Comments (26)
creditless 14
well what do u want her to do? mess up HER sheets!?
everydayGalaXy 11
"Sleeps"
Royness 8
Where is the editing?
samomaha 17
Okay, I have to ask. How do you know for certain it is your mother's *****? What if it is your father's *****?? Perhaps he was sleeping in your room . . . .
great_nate 26
Apparently not just sleeping.
tracy4191 10
More information here. My mother is more than a little crazy. She was diagnosed with manic depressive disorder and borderline personality disorder so it's not unusual for weird shit to happen, but this was by far the most disgusting. I tried not to make a big deal of it, because that'll lead her to a mental breakdown. I'm moving out at the end of the year so hopefully this won't happen again.
sillymama 21
Mental illness is really hard. Thanks for clarifying OP. Good luck.
Witchylady 18
Disgusting
novdestiny 23
Ewwww!! Sorry this wasn't a more constructive or amusing comment, but it's all that my brain is screaming at me.
kipps_1 6
My question is why does OP's mom find the need to ********** and/or have sex in her child's room. Literally OP's mom has an entire house/apartment or something that she has full right to bone in, only that or any other sibling's room would be off limits out of respect. Well, respect and not being a creep. It's not like OP is gone for particularly long. The room still smells like OP, has her personal items or pictures, and the bed sheets...ew. Why. Just why. It's the same idea of when a kid has sex in the parent's room or bed. Like why would you want to be in an environment that reminds you of your relative while getting down and dirty.
sarcasmismyno1 22
Hey, at least she's having Happy Time. Sounds like she needs it based on OPs description of her mental state.