peachezthelette
Itchy butt
Today, while at work, I had to explain over the phone to my 33-year-old boyfriend how to use Preparation H. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Anonymous
United States
Check this out
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
manchild bf
New York, United States
Fun fun fun!
Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
Anonymous
Gobble gobble
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML
woah
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Loki16
New York, United States
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Gahh...
Surrey, Canada
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
NothowIimaginedmyday
United States
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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sarahcroy20 12
Can he not read? The directions are right on the box.
Marcella1016 32
Put it on your finger and smear it over the affected area? How else would you use it?
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sarahcroy20 12
Can he not read? The directions are right on the box.
wysegirl 24
I would have told him to use google
Marcella1016 32
Put it on your finger and smear it over the affected area? How else would you use it?
RichardPencil 32
Can you say "shove it up your ass" at work?
BurnInDemonFire 39
I hear it feels good on the (w)hole.
rotflqtms_ 21
If he has time to use a phone to call you, he can use Google... or read the directions... I'd tell him "I'm at work, you're going to have to put on your big boy pants and figure this one out on your own."