Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
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Top comments
pinkzilla0 8
Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)
Drunkbunny 2
So he didn't think you deserved the slight courtesy of being the first to know he didn't love you? Then be sure that the divorce papers are served to him when he's at work, so his entire office can join him in the experience of being the first to know that COD is his new wife now.
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Comments (140)
s_me_ashley 2
divorce or ask him about it later...so sryy =[
doomsauced 0
Let me guess, you were nagging him incessantly during a match? If so I'd have said the same thing.
jewy_jewfro_guy 3
make him an amazing sandwich and he'll be back
eapangel1980 0
Dont worry at least you weren't in a different country thousands of miles away from your family
camptuffy 2
well if it was modern warfare 2, then u should of been giving him some space hun
iGotBadHumor 0
LOL u cant even see the xbox from the kitchen, now stop whining.
FAILmaster92 0
what a f$&@ing jerk. If i was in your shoes, I would have smashed his Xbox360/PS3 into a million pieces
FAILmaster92 0
that guy doesnt have any morals. dump him. it'll save you more trouble.
Little_Nicky 0
haha, i think i was in the same party!!! sorry FYL!
Nleftmefornobody 0
Dump him!