Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
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Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
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Top comments
pinkzilla0 8
Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)
Drunkbunny 2
So he didn't think you deserved the slight courtesy of being the first to know he didn't love you? Then be sure that the divorce papers are served to him when he's at work, so his entire office can join him in the experience of being the first to know that COD is his new wife now.
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Comments (140)
nickkingcool 0
Throw his games out the window like that guy said
alexlovescandy 3
I would punch him in the face, break his game and leave
PhishloverA 14
FYL. You don't need him anyway. He's just a no life loser playing COD all day. If he's more focused on getting to 15th Prestige (assuming he's playing Black Ops), then leave him
ashjo 12
my bf usually mutes his mic when he talks to me but today he decided not to while giving attitude to me in front of his friends like wtf
randombaxer1 11
He plays CoD-well, there's your problem... And you guys do know that you can play CoD on pc, right...
hailbope 4
You have a great new start ahead of you. Try not to focus on this scumbag, everyone has someone meant for them!!! Stay strong and kick his butt in court!!!