Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next three days. FML
Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, we're taking the plane home from Dublin after a school trip that I only barely got onto after troubles with my passport. Luckily for me, a kind person had decided to save me from the passport this evening - together with the rest of my wallet. I'm stuck. FML
Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warned me that a pattern of damaged passports would result in longer processing periods, she spilled her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML
Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
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sensoon15 7
at least your bag is found
hatesfate 6
26 - and we care because?
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sensoon15 7
at least your bag is found
supertwisted 0
i just moved from va like last year. lol now im in florida.
hatesfate 6
26 - and we care because?
cocobulla1 4
lmao hatesfate!!!! hahaha good point
supertwisted 0
read her description. nub
CaptinObvious467_fml 2
Your moms a nub.
swimchica22 0
^fail....
CaptinObvious467_fml 2
Your moms a fail.
swimchica22 0
^^yet another fail...
whippymcdumb4zs 0
that's what she said.
BB_ava 0
63, I dont get it...
shovels 0
If God was a painter, would I be God's masterpiece?
EvilPotato 15
YDI for freezing everything before you checked. and I'm sure if you called and tole them the situation they will unfreeze your account.
icecreamdriveby 5
That happened to me as well, I went to Germany last year and accidentally left my wallet in a taxi, so I had to walk all the way back to the taxi depo and they couldn't find it so I cancelled my travel debit card and asked them so send a new one to Amsterdam, and the next day, the taxi man found it and returned it to me, but it was too late :(
imacreeper 3
69 - nah, cause you're a tool...a shovel..
EvilPotato 15
69 I don't want to be preached to, thank you very much.
imacreeper 3
94, if God was the boiler would you be the deep fry?
princessRiRi97 0
82- tl; dr too long didnt read
baseball6917 8
better safe than sorry though
Idonebeenhad 17
evilpotato's comments always get downranked by so much
atomicbaboon 0
nah. possibly a rough draft or sketch though.
cocobulla1 4
did 48 call me a nub? wft is a nub?
hahafylop 4
107: I think I am the only one that realized you referenced a somewhat recent fml. Very clever. Too bad nobody else understood.
YacL 15
131- I've been told a nub is a noob who denies that they're a noob. I'd Google it if I were you...
cocobulla1 4
Kay then...I'm a noob? that's nice... u know what noob means where I come from? a prostitute that ***** not only people who pay her, but also her dad and brothers if any. maybe u should look up noob
YacL 15
Where I come from, a noob is slang for newbie. Also, it sounded like you thought I was insulting you. I meant no disrespect.
parxxx 0
okay?
cocobulla1 4
lmao I wasn't really mad at u, don't worry
FMLidiot 12
I did haha that fail bf
cocobulla1 4
yah anyways I luv my pic...I'm random but I luv my pic!!!!
LukeSkywalker28 0
134 Too bad you didn't realise that he was not referencing another fml, he was using common abbreviations
jellitonoctopus 19
119: he was referencing a previous FML.
BabbiiLovvee 0
67 she said yet another fail. duh
BabbiiLovvee 0
119 I got the previous fml reference. and I thought it was funny.
PurpleRae420 0
Next time wait just in case they find your bag YDI for losing it and getting THAT paranoid SMH
hahafylop 4
165- Know what you are talking about before you say crap like that. It was a very obvious reference of the "long and heartfelt message" that was sent to the boyfriend of the op, whose response was "tl; dr."
turtle_brigade 0
to those of you saying op deserved it, if she hadn't froze her accounts after not being able to find her shit, and then lost all her money, you would still be saying she deserved it for not" being more careful". dickwads.
sensoon15 7
26- it sucks doesn't it.
cocobulla1 4
no shit
YDI__Bitch 0
have fun!
mismonroe 0
You and jobless below should start an escort service.
facilitator 0
you should start with the plastic surgery, cause you sure aren't getting any prettier.
mismonroe 0
Aww, honey, that cut down to the bone, though I know I'm more attractive than you.
supertwisted 0
i like your description. i would if i could.
Doomire 0
Today, I tried anal with my girlfriend for the first time, as I had my penis at her entrance, she saw a spider on the bed and this caused her to push back really hard. She is now in agonizing pain and I have a bruised penis. FML
SuPeR_bAsS 0
Don't lose your mind..
alexiiiiis09 0
sucks OP next time check
zeffra13 31
Check what? It was lost and not yet turned in when she went to the police. Since it took a while to be turned in, someone could have copied her card numbers and returned it in case she hadn't cancelled them yet. So she was right to cancel them.
PSQ91 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just smoke one to relieve the stress :)
steveakafranxy 7
"everyones doing it" bullcrap
iluvhobos 5
well, it's legal there (:
KiddNYC1O 22
Ah, Amsterdam memories. I haven't been there since '09. Try super skunk for sure.
passief 0
I love being dutch :)
danica45 7
by one do u mean drugs? drugs are awful btW
KiddNYC1O 22
^Along with tobacco and alcohol. That said, some drugs are beneficial.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
oh yeah don't do drugs they're totally bad oh man drugs bad bad bad bad
agSWAAAAG 0
^^spoken like a true scholar...
agaba 0
haha
dbt88 15
and get the money for it where?
INNC 0
You are only allowd to have for yaself and not more than 1 plant and 10 grams of weed. Most other drugs are illegal. And not all dutch peoples will get drugs. Less than 1% actually uses drugs.
krazykyra1996 3
How retarded are you?
whiteboy7thst 2
Gamble your change..
mandel2000 0
atleast it's good that you found the bag :) see it positive!
IscoreOnU 19
Better safe than sorry. You didn't know, they could have just as easily been taken.
BShady96 0
uh... i guess this counts as sorry
ELoni_fml 25
We Dutch are nice people!
whiskuit 0
Frozen? Is it really that cold in Holland?
cocobulla1 4
are u joking? or r u just stupid????
mismonroe 0
If it's a joke, it's corny, but I laughed.
tjsomethin 9
Waa waa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
YacL 15
116- I like your picture, it made me lqtms (Laugh quietly to myself).
OfficialxAmber 0
34 - That's what I was thinking when I saw the way you type. Call me a "grammar nazi" if you want, I just think it's lazy and pathetic.
cocobulla1 4
136-r u implying that I'm the stupid one? haha! ur the stupid one! and just to piss u off ima gonna keep typin like dis
cocobulla1 4
136- r u implying that I'm the stupid one? haha! u r the stupid one! and just to piss u off, ima gonna keep typin lik dis
YacL 15
lazy ppl unite. . . l8r
8rabido8 11
comedy fail
alexf602 0
hahaha very funny (sarcasim) thats really stupi
qwacktastick 8
136 - Thank you!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Terrible joke is terrible.
HouseKeeping 0
I took it, come get bitch.
laxman54 0
o i will do much more than that
HouseKeeping 0
No... Baby sleep now...
laxman54 0
shut it you stupid maid!
hidingmaster 2
Nooo... you not funny
shadow33456 1
derp
atomicbaboon 0
herpin mah derp.