Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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Top comments
tubaguy42 0
wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you
redmusketeer 1
wow that is really messed up!
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Comments (237)
mikaelap14 3
awww at least they care.
tp1990 0
************ bitch
BLNovelist 0
On the plus side, at least this shows you that a lot of people care about you. On the negative side, this puts you in an awkward situation. I suggest you tell everyone that it didn't happen - however, suggest that they can either take all their money back, or put it towards a charity for rape victims.
ifzombiesattack 0
hey, at least you get some money out of the situation.(:
oopsie_daisy8446 0
Wow. FYL. Beat the girl who did that to you. That's so awful.
blondeatheartoh9 0
Everything happens for a reason, take the money. :)
dedalus_fml 0
When I was in high school I'd heard that a girl there comitted suicide. I even wrote RIP in the yearbook beneath her picture. Turned out later she was alive and well the whole time. At least you didn't get raped! FYL
RPGod 0
Rape the bitch that started the rumor
SoFaded80 0
u should collect ur money and then beat the shit outta her
UllNeverKnow 0
And you should go jump off a cliff.
DSuarez94 0
Wait...isn't school out for summer?