Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
I'm guessing they don't have many members.
perdix 31
Is it a forum that is for or against suicide? If they're against it, maybe he thinks you'd be good at helping suicidal people not take their own lives. If they're the other kind, he's looking for an easy way to dump you.
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Comments (127)
FYLDeep 26
I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free
6sick6 4
No one but me Can save myself but it's too late Death greats me warm Now I will just say goodbye
6sick6 4
lol I forgot two parts :P Oh, What the Hell?!
FYLDeep 26
Can't look back now. Time to launch into an amazing guitar solo. *guitar solo*
ladybunny 0
maybe your boyfriend needs help and some counseling.....stat.
maagz 0
Talk to him, or get him help D;
carlymac09 2
omg that's really not good u shood tell someone about that
Tora_Chan 0
I thought you were in 6th grade fishertruck??? just a kid. -____-
AliaAlM 0
Hahahahaa How do u join? :|
Allymeme 3
Time to run! Not because he is suicidal, but because he wants you to be as well.... I'd talk to his family about that and then leave him.
Domonator 16
You got it. He is NOT looking out for her.
silisand_fml 0
the problem with those forums is the membership always changes.
avenged7xxx 1
then make one
bluekiwi_fml 0
I'll agree if I know how much u weigh.