Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me using LinkedIn, a platform people use to connect with potential employers. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
I'm guessing they don't have many members.
perdix 31
Is it a forum that is for or against suicide? If they're against it, maybe he thinks you'd be good at helping suicidal people not take their own lives. If they're the other kind, he's looking for an easy way to dump you.
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Comments (127)
chobitschibi1369 0
Many people who commit suicide have major depression. What they do not realize at the time is that they are hurting others who care for them. Those who commit suicide are ill, but I still think its stupid and horrid. So OP while I think everything happens for a reason, you may want to show your boyfriend all their is to live for before he goes sky diving without the parachute.
chobitschibi1369 0
But if, as some others have said, he is a helper to the unsound mind, maybe you should join. Save a life. It is good for you.
schalk 12
OP can we have the name of the forum please? This is like blindfolding us & asking if we like the new colour of your hair
cooliogrl562 0
pretty creepy :/
bleedforMayheM 0
why suicide forums are funny
bunniex1 11
You are a horrible person!!! suicide is not funny!! I had a suicide attempt a couple days after my 13 birthday and it wasn't funny them it isn't funny now
wriptidez 0
call the suicide prevention hotline and tell them your boyfriends talk of suicide see what they tell you to do. also you might involve people who love him
heavensmistake 0
I can't believe I'm laughing.
iHateThisLife 10
you'd better watch closely for underlying signs o a serious case of no self worth and depression.
longtimesunshine 4
sounds like a fad :x
chellabella856 0
awwwww u can shoot each other at the same time
kpopfanatic93 6
That is so not funny, you idiot.