Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me using LinkedIn, a platform people use to connect with potential employers. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
I'm guessing they don't have many members.
perdix 31
Is it a forum that is for or against suicide? If they're against it, maybe he thinks you'd be good at helping suicidal people not take their own lives. If they're the other kind, he's looking for an easy way to dump you.
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Comments (127)
webb1234 0
are you sure he isn't an online suicide counselor, I had a friend who was on one of those sites as a peer counselor when I was in college. the website gives a little online training course and then you help people get over their problems. you could be dating a really nice guy not a suicidal guy.
paralyzingsilenc 0
k never suicide op never ever
NiceGuyz 0
The FML is only implying the OP's boyfriend is suicidal. For all we know he could just be on there to piss about with peoples lives and make them die. ^NiceGuyz^
WeTheLiving 4
wtf... counseling!
JustinBiebs_fml 0
maybe he helps people that have suicide thoughts and he thought you could atleast try too.
lover_of_life 8
suicideproject.org?
cooperd52 6
this means he helps people who want to commit suicide
Shenronlock 7
Yeah... not to tell you what to do or anything, but you should probably not be in a relationship with someone like that.
syed121417 22
Right because those who are suicidal don't deserve to be in a relationship? It helps to have someone and not just be alone.
Thanateros 1
Is he a scene kid? He's probably a scene kid
bobkilledfred 0
why is everyone so quick to label people as 'scene' or 'emo' then insist they must be suicidal? it's stupid, being suicidal is not a good thing and shouldn't be usEd to contribute to a label you stereotypical idiot.
Cameron2417 0
Hell no. lol