Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
I'm guessing they don't have many members.
perdix 31
Is it a forum that is for or against suicide? If they're against it, maybe he thinks you'd be good at helping suicidal people not take their own lives. If they're the other kind, he's looking for an easy way to dump you.
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Comments (127)
ecascio2010 9
Dump him now and never look back.
Lct1196 31
Instead of complaining about it, you should get him some help
banemask 14
Be supportive
thecrazymancan 17
That sounds like a subtle way of asking for help. Don't dump him, he sounds like he could use a friend.
Higamalia 19
I don't know the full story but he could possibly have meant he was a volunteer counsellor on a suicide site?
syed121417 22
OP if your boyfriend is suicidal, I don't think that's something you should post on FML. That has nothing to do with you. It's his problem, but I think instead of worrying about how bad your life is, maybe give him some support? Please don't tell be that you would dump him for that. What do you think that will do? Help him? Suicide and depression are deeply misunderstood until it happens to people we love or us.
danny_doom27 6
tell him **** off and stop being such an emo bitch.Yes,life is hard....deal with it