Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
tal26ful 0
hahaha dentata
CanadianMuse 0
Finally, a guy who watched "Teeth"!
kduubb 7
i was also waiting to see who would make a connection to tht movie(x
kduubb 7
i was also waiting to see who would make a connection to tht movie(x
QBGirl123 8
Oh my gosh that was the first thing i thought of !
Cathica 8
Euw what the hell are ****** teeth?!
kenzietakesall 7
it's not supposed to have teeth?
Lovelyfailure 16
Haha, win. At least he doesn't want his junk bitten off.. Anyway, I'm betting he's seen the movie Teeth. That's some freaky stuff, from what I hear.
RiDER1111 0
have you seen that movie? I don't blame him
PrimeStarscream 30
He was looking for Megatron.
_karolina 11
Soooo. Either your boyfriend is really gullible, OR he has a sense of humour, and you don't.
sicnesses 6
that movie is some scary stuff.. a nightmare for all men
Magnimus 4
****** dentata!!! Lol