Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
avada_kedavra_ML 5
If you had seen the movie TEETH, you'd be doing the same. Damn! i got so freaked out by it, for 2 weeks i swore never tot have sex in my life!
newburton13 26
He probably got tricked into seeing the movie "Teeth" and is now paranoid.
newburton13 26
Simple solution to this paranoia. DO NOT PISS OFF GIRL YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH.
insomniac8400 13
they are a real and ever present danger
ash_recca 0
Obviously took the movie teeth a little to literal :p
newburton13 26
He's obviously seen the movie Teeth.
SpearD 4
Actually there was a horror movie called "Teeth" and it was about this chick who had '"****** teeth"
BriTisHBirD 11
That movie was disgusting. Most disturbing thing i've ever seen.
banemask 14
Hey man, gotta be sure
Baelzebub 2
I check my gal too. No teeth. No wonder though. Her gums were shot to hell.