Ignored
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Forgotten
Canada
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
juli
Taiwan
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
skidoosh
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
Anonymous
Moncton, Canada
Thanks, babe
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
thanksjerk
Canada
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
ihatepokemon
United States
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
you can't remember?
Memento
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
BirthdayGirl
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
EmberLove
United States
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
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iLove2LoveU 0
not his fault pokeman is awesome
marinus_fml 20
He's just dedicated.
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Comments (294)
Deminosaurus 0
pokemon is awesome :D
Senior29 8
save ur bday in his pokedex
lol0wnee 5
it's ash jr.
burgerburger 0
that's talent
bassoonist527 0
I'm sorry, Pokémon is cooler than you.
professorR6 0
It's ok. I can't remember your birthday either.
Kryson53 0
good for him!
anothersuicide 0
uhhh pokemon's ******* awesome
JJdaBAMF 0
birthdays are completely pointless, how egotistical are you that you have to have people remember it, "oh look at mr I was gods gift to earth today so give me a gift!" like seriously, be happy that he is dedicated and can do it at all, more like FHL because he's with a selfish bitch.
shortstuffs23 7
whoa.
Lstands4LOSER 0
Looks like someone didn't get any presents for their birthday last year..
andilynn55 0
I agree bro.
frozentreats 0
And you're dating this loser, why?