EmberLove
United States
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Caught in the act
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Rockford, United States
Happy birthday, dear…
Today, while singing "Happy Birthday", my boyfriend's mom said his ex's name instead of mine. Almost everyone at the party got it on video. FML
imscrewed
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Atlanta, United States
Unhappy Birthday
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Zebracat
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Happy something
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Anonymous
So special
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
thatsnotmyname
Calhoun City, United States
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Katie
United Kingdom
The gift that keeps on giving
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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ManInTheMachine 20
"Her birthday's on February 31st!" "No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh! " *both look at OP* "Right?? " You pick winners, OP.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...
13ky13 20
No, it's tomorrow. Wanna fight about it?
SonOfAMitch 14
Well, OP may get to celebrate 3 birthdays! Hoorah!
TML329 14
When in doubt check Facebook
False_Stupidity 42
Unless, #85, she has entered a fake D.O.B... People do this
dsf190 4
Me: "Happy bday!" Friend: "Oh, it's not my birthday silly! I just changed my birthday on Facebook because I like this day better :)" Me: Are you ******* kidding me.. True story.
damn_homie 2
Boys will be boys
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Real men would remember their girlfriend's birthdays.
S182 15
Not sure what defines a "real man" in your book.. I know in mine it includes things like defending yourself and family, not remembering dates.
priceyfml 7
I hate it when people say that... Not all guys act like that, or whatever you believe them to be.
JerryH 9
My girlfriends bday is 4/29/95
priceyfml 7
28- real men are gentlemen and DO remember dates, not only should they be protective but remembrance of a special day is very thought full
poccocurantes 7
James Bond and the Marlborough man. They charm the ladies, beat up the bad guys, rope steers, know how to pick the right champagne and never forget their girlfriends birthday.
tararochelle 18
Real men know what matters to girls... And usually dates matter. My boyfriend learned quickly you get the best sex when you get to the girls heart, by rememberin the little things :) you should try it.
GoodLookingGeese 10
so **cking what?!?
Werken247 14
@58 *******... just say it, be a big boy and act all grown up.
joshiepo0 18
In my opinion a real man is someone who treats ladies with respect, which includes remember her birthday, and does not treat their women poorly or like they are a piece a property. Yes all women look for different things in a man, whether it be masculinity or a more sensitive side, but all men should be respectful and chivalrous.
BlitheNightmare 7
58 - Why censor the name of the site is **** My Life, for pity's sack...
cgchamp89 7
It's actually FMyLife... ****, I believe, is implied.
Dontbelikeme 2
An we give a **** about this why?!?! Lol you people are sad
Eluveitie 9
87, You're on FML. Get used to it.
Thursday737 7
Who says real men have to like women? Learn to accept others.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
71 - yes, for my sack apparently! But I usually don't allow that until the second date ;)
ManInTheMachine 20
"Her birthday's on February 31st!" "No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh! " *both look at OP* "Right?? " You pick winners, OP.
mandachea10 8
Nuff' said.
Seany_93 18
Or if i were op, "**** it" threesome*
sonnyrosa 32
I laughed so hard I snorted.
PenguinBitch 44
Just be proud you're worth a fight.
Welshite 40
This seems more like a "I know more about her than you do, HA!" than a fight for her affection.
PenguinBitch 44
Well then just be proud you're worth being mentioned.
rgriff27 19
At least they...care?
Comet_Candy 23
Oh ouch... So, when is it?
mandachea10 8
Sounds like they are equally stupid and not worth your time OP. But, you could share the same trait just for giving either of them the time of day. :/
Beckleyy 15
It could've been worse; your ex could have remembered your birthday!
ElatedEarthling 15
At least you have two people willing to fight over you. Pick up a camera and place some bets!
perdix 31
Did one of them get your conception day right?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
The only way they'd remember that is if her mom is a MILF ;)
Catkam623 27
Mouse in lilac frock? I'd remember that.
perdix 31
#23, no, MolesInLavenderFedoras.com. Hottest **** on the net! It makes my hide-out from my bad haircut more than merely bearable ;)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Most Intelligent Little Fornicator is what I was going for, actually. I guess I should've explained myself! Besides, I'm not a huge fan of moles. If anything, it'd be a freckle in a fedora that'd catch my eye...
DocBastard 40
Sounds like you only date morons. So who is the real fool here?
happle 21
All of them.
gc327072 31
Everybody plays a fool... Sometiiiimesss
WelcomeToAndale 13
There's no exception to the rule...