Today, my boyfriend asked me to look up something on his phone. I jokingly asked him, “You’re not worried about me discovering your side bitches?” He got upset and angrily said he didn’t have any. I took his defensiveness as an indication of guilt and dumped him. Turns out he was right, he didn’t have side chicks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone and saw texts between him and his female friend. I confronted him about it and smashed his phone to pieces. He seems genuinely more upset that he can’t talk to her anymore rather than me being mad at him or his expensive smartphone being broken. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I was at my bf's house (we are long distance, about 5 hours apart). I found an entire drawer of another woman's clothing and belongings. He told me that they were his ex's, but I don't believe him. I thought he was the love of my life and I'm realizing I'm just his side piece. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Just remember people, some do NOT like being accused of something they didn't do. Their reaction doesn't always equal guilt, but maybe resentment of having something heinous said to them.
Crowned Sataness 12
oh ffs, if he was hiding something he wouldn't have given you his phone.
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MidnaLink 35
Just remember people, some do NOT like being accused of something they didn't do. Their reaction doesn't always equal guilt, but maybe resentment of having something heinous said to them.
Crowned Sataness 12
oh ffs, if he was hiding something he wouldn't have given you his phone.
Justkidding100 41
if you want to see how cheaters actually react, read all the FMLs where husbands smash doors, boyfriends punch walls, and fiances never come home. Being angry you thought he was cheating is reasonable especially when he wasn't
Rake 18
You did the right thing. Dumping over something like that means that you didn't really care about the relationship and didn't really trust him. Good thing you dumped him so he can fine someone who actually cares.
HouseOfM 8
I had next who didn't understand why she couldn't look through my phone. I do have conversations with friends. And they tell me their personal issues. Medical and other private problems that they do not feel comfortable with other people knowing.
L0life29 6
you’re not a good person
EricW 4
Well… you are stupid. that’s it.