Anonymous
Roxboro, United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ssnickel
United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
anonymiss
Canada
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
CatLitterLover
United States
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
catbum
Regina, Canada
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Megan Snair
Wake up Boo
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
ilovecharliesheen
Phoenix, United States
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
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XxPojoxX 17
At least your cat won't get pregnant. Lol you should prolly take your cat to the vet
askullnamedbilly 33
I guess now it's time for you to find out if birth control pills are poisonous to cats.
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Comments (65)
el_bell3618 29
She's just trying to be safe too!
TrickyDeath 14
my cat has done the same thing! luckily it didn't do anything to her.
XxPojoxX 17
At least your cat won't get pregnant. Lol you should prolly take your cat to the vet
lysx84 24
Is "prolly" a word now?
Jnerdy97 13
#6, yes.
niiickk_ 7
#6, it isn't. people are just too stupid and lazy to type probably
Albull 20
#15 I hate to say it but if you search the oxford dictionary its a word. :/
wonandonly 11
I guess it's not as bad as when people misspell definitely as "defiantly"
Dale_shackleford 13
I guess you could say that they are Defiant
SecretAgent_700 15
I don't know #6, it prolly is.
jake_braves 25
Well, you won't have to worry about any unexpected litters.
askullnamedbilly 33
I guess now it's time for you to find out if birth control pills are poisonous to cats.
SixthSinEnvy 39
They aren't. I dropped mine a couple of months back and my friend's dog got to it. Panicked, I looked up if vomiting should be induced or if we should run him to the vet. Apparently the birth control given to humans is weak compared to what's given to cats or dogs. It shouldn't even affect them in the slightest.
swaglesshipster 23
Oh cats, fuzzy, cute little bothers!
mcsammo11 12
Are you friend zoning cats?
swaglesshipster 23
Oh absolutely, I love them but not in that way! ;) In all seriousness, they're my favorite.
Smiles2910 18
Then take another one
blueyoshi_fml 16
You have exactly one pill a day for 4 weeks, you can't just take another one.
tipsy2013 24
#37, you can just take another one and make up for it by (a) not taking the pill for 8 days instead of 7 during period week or (b) just start the next pack of pills a day early. So missing just one pill isn't a huge deal.
Mauskau 36
I dropped one a month or so ago and its lost in my room somewhere, I had to take one from elsewhere in the pack now I have to start mine on Sunday rather than Monday :(
blueyoshi_fml 16
Well I was on the pill for 8 years and my doctor told me not to mess with the days and just skip if a pill got lost. Apologizes for citing my doctor.
sturschaedel 27
I hope your cat is OK!
914smv 18
remember to take it!! LOL
Jiratias 36
Funny how cats (especially mine actually) refuse to eat any pill when you try to give him one, but would eat directly something that is not meant for them.
MandieL 27
My dogs the same. If I have to give her something, I pretend to drop something I'm chopping up and she snaps it up without even thinking about it. If I try to give it to her by hand, she looks at me like I'm crazy.
hellnosucka 27
pets, like children can become rebellious at the delicate age of puberty. it's why I have neither... little ungrateful suckers.
Redgy22 26
I'm gonna try that!
riffehunter 16
a truck I use with.my dog is to wrap his pill up in a slice of deli meat, and then to quickly give him another piece of meat before he can spit out the pill.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
40, I used to do the same thing with my dog until she realized that the pills were in the food. She refuses to eat sliced cheese or ham to this day.
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Hopefully your cat turns out to be okay, I'd call the vet or do some online research