Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
WTF Mom?
Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
unfortunate
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
The truth
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
verycre8tive
Romania
Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley Springs, United States
TMI, mom
Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML
Anonymous
Roxboro, United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
PurpleSloth
Tracy, United States
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Top comments
kamikrazy 6
Who doesn't love tic-tacs?
BugsBunny1 4
And I was born because my parents had sex.
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Comments (99)
ckay6 0
niceeeeeee
tigerkyle92 0
well fyl, but i gotta ask, how's your breath?
AlexanderTesla 0
is your mom an idiot? they dont even look/taste similar. hur dur.
briidontgive_ 0
Exactly! My birth controll pills never once looked like tic tacs. And wouldn't the flavor give it away?
niiick97_fml 3
well all u go is swallow it. I try not to taste my pills when I take them.
sheethapins 13
I'm gonna save re-commenting this because you guys read my mind.
mozeltov 7
wait, nick, aren't you a guy?
CateXOX 0
68- 55 is a guy, he was just referring to pills in general, not birth control pills. I hope that's what he meant anyway.
nate_msm 0
maybe 55 wishes he was a girl either that or he doesn't want to get pregnant. I wouldn't want to push a baby out my ****. that's why my gf had to give birth to our son
CitrusGirl 0
I'm sure there is at least one brand of birth control pills that look like tic tacs.
CSRozell 4
hope you have your fathers brains....
franceypants 0
fatherSSS???!!!!?!?!
imacreeper 3
smarty pants ^
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
And she didn't tasted it was tictac?
brknankls 5
that would b a good tic tac camerchill "tganks to tic tacs im alive and here today"
instnt1nfction 17
most people die soon
unknown33429 0
Your spelling sucks, and so does Edmonton.
CitrusGirl 0
What the hell is a camerchill?
vyktor_fml 0
Autocorrect.
sarabraun8 7
hahaha.
marthagayo 14
that sucks for you yes, but, imagine how much it sucks for you mom? selfish
RyanMacVey 17
who the **** would do that??? its not exactly a normal thing for sumone to do... pretty sick actually