Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
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cheerbabe1995 2
Lol, YDI for not studying. :P
JoeLouisBomber 9
I bet you really regret not studying now huh?
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Sidel 11
How old are you when you go to college? From what I understand, you should as least be old enough to know cheating is a bad idea and will get you nowhere. And before calling the friend a bitch, maybe she had been doing op's work all year and got tired of it?
spottyblanket 8
I get the sense this isn't the first time you have asked your friend to help you with work. Be honest Op. I have been in her/his postion myself with other friends taking advantage of my good nature. if the college found out she helped you cheat then she (or he, just using she as it is easier) could get in trouble. They prob got tired of you taking advantage of them, they are your friend--not a quick and easy way for you to coast by in life while they work hard, YDI. Shame on you for using your friend, you should apologise to them.
rss3334 1
idiot
Epic_Times 10
Serves you right, Effort pays off and if you studied you would of had a better chance of passing, you should of even passed if you studied.
xgetxbentx 13
Ehh I disagree 63, it depends on how people learn lessons, and to call that betraying op is a bit dramatic don't you think? It's not like the friend was being two faced, they were making a point. Yeah, simply saying no seems like it would be the better way to handle the situation, but if op doesn't learn by people telling them no (which is what it sounds like to me), then the friend did what they could. Perhaps the lesson of studying won't get across yet, but I bet op will be more likely to just wing it than they are to trust the answers someone else gives them again. In the end, a valid point was made and op's friend did have good intentions, despite whether or not they will work.
emmanizzer 6
... but the ends don't always justify the means. (I've always wanted to say that :)
magnusb1 1
Karma's a bitch a?
DriAA7 17
Wow, she is a total Hermione.
Lithiette 9
Hermione kicks ass. Don't be a turd.
Equin0x 0
Well next time get sometging that will give you the right answers, it's called a textbook.
SpartanMerc 18
Of course cheating is wrong, and if the OP asked to be allowed to cheat, their friend should do what they can to discourage it. But offering to help them cheat just so they can **** them over, and then on top of that taunt them just shows that they are not a friend. Just remember, payback is a bitch.
Lithiette 9
They are the BEST friend a person could have. Unconventional, but at least they care enough to risk ******* up their friendship for their friend's future.