Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
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Top comments
cheerbabe1995 2
Lol, YDI for not studying. :P
JoeLouisBomber 9
I bet you really regret not studying now huh?
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Comments (137)
mollyslips 13
Some friend:-(
sincerelyjay 13
I hate it when people rely on others for the answers. Seriously, I'm not here busting my ass for YOU to get good grades also. Hopefully you learned your lesson.
picturescrazy 24
I'm glad your friend has some integrity. People seem to lack it nowadays.
Hlessirah 3
You deserved it for not studying, but honestly, your friend was dishonest and cruel by agreeing in the first place and then not keeping her word. What a jerk.
159_fml 17
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat
hmmmmm_1995 3
YDI, not only did you cheat but you didn't even know enough to realize the answers were bullshit. That being said I do think it was wrong for your friend to give you bullshit answers instead of just saying "No, I studied really hard and I'm not gonna let you get away with cheating off me."
Graylu 2
It seems like you depended on your friend a lot for things you could've did yourself and she was fed up with it. YDI
kei1108 13
.... Yes it does... It DOES serve you right. You can't expect things to gall into your lap without an work. You need to work to get money, just like you need to study to get a great grade. I hope you learned your lesson.
Perc_fml 2
Your friend did you a favor, learn from this and apologize to her.
chelleyvaughn_fml 0
You're lucky she didn't turn you in and get your ass expelled. Why should you profit from her hard work? Enjoy your bright future in the for service industry!