Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
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Top comments
cheerbabe1995 2
Lol, YDI for not studying. :P
JoeLouisBomber 9
I bet you really regret not studying now huh?
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Comments (137)
Parisgirl34 12
I agree with #203 she was probaly trying to help you
CallMeBloo 31
They are both wrong. The friend is wrong because, while I can see she may have been trying to help, waiting until the test was actually over didn't give the OP time to learn and then actually study. However, I doubt this dumbass would have even cracked a book either way.
mintypoison 22
It does serve you right, doesn't it OP? Can I have your education since you seem to want to waste it?
insomniac8400 13
oh, I'm a lazy bitch who didn't study for the entire semester and my friend didn't violate her morals so I could still pass a class... my life sucks! #thisiswhatiswrongwithamerica
ObnoxiousJeans 6
Your friend was a bitch, I mean you probably could have easily made a lot higher grade without their answers. Fyl and Ydi for not studying.
Sir_Swaggington 6
That's a dick move. The friend could've just said no.
stitesy29 18
She's a good friend for teaching you not to cheat
jbataille10 1
Yep, did serve you right.
iateapenguin 27
Your friend's a dick... but a damn clever one
darkfireflame 15
YDI. Serves you right.