Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
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cheerbabe1995 2
Lol, YDI for not studying. :P
JoeLouisBomber 9
I bet you really regret not studying now huh?
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Comments (137)
devendarling 5
You're lucky that she didn't report you to the school. At my school, that'll get you a MINIMUM of a failing grade on the test, and they NEVER go for the minimum. Generally, you'll flunk the course.
born_hustla 26
You have the nerve to call her a "friend"? But still, you gotta study. Assure your own future.
needsagf14 12
Study
l0v3p4in 7
It's better to rightfully earn your own F - not cheating for it. YDI.
Cynical_in_SK 6
It does serve you right you cheater!
sealpop09 8
Yeah, you kinda deserved that. But I feel your pain. I cheated once and got caught
suprclssy 5
Great friend.lol but seriously u should have studied.
suprclssy 5
Great friend.lol but seriously u should have studied.
ssnowywinter 0
This is college. Why are you even considering cheating? From what I've been told, colleges don't take to kindly to that and would kick your ass out if they found out. Which they probably should since it doesn't seem like you care too much about being there. Hopefully your friend has discouraged you from cheating, and now you can actually study or suffer the consequences without leaching off of other people.
desireev 18
YDI because you cheated on the test. And, more so, because you 'hardly studied' all year long! Your friend should have just refused your need for her help. She should not have assured a flunk on the test. But her point she was making is a damn good one! It's not hard to study at all! For most people,(I'm not saying ALL people), if you read the literature you're studying ONE TIME, your brain naturally saves it. You won't remember every detail, but it helps you to remember the round-about of what you need to know. Therefore, making a better grade on your exam! All by yourself! Without any assistance! Once again, YDI for cheating! Open the books and learn something! In the end, it WILL pay off for you! :)
desireev 18
I am slightly irritated with all of the idiots in the world. I'm trying to handle my irritability as nicely as I can. Lol I guess I failed at trying to cover up my anger! Lol