Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
msjustine
United States
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
rainydays79
United States
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
United States
First class slob
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Ewt
Victoria, Canada
Gross out
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML
1meme129
Denver, United States
Worst life hack ever
Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML
shroooms
Slovenia
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
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furryfatblob 0
what do they wash their hands before!?
MeltedMint 0
Aww it's too late. But you COULD always go around with some anti-bacterial soap and ambush their hands randomly.
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Flinlock 0
If you didn't piss on your hands you wouldn't need to was them OP :)
ladyluck82 9
30 - WTF??? are you TRYING to be a ninja or something?!? Weird people in this world, I swear!
RedPillSucks 33
Seriously? You must be talented if you can unzip and pull everything out without touching your dick. And you really don't think you need to wash your hands after wiping your ass? Remind me what fast food place you work at so I don't ever eat there.
diet_otaku 0
58 - so you're saying after merely touching your dick, your hands are covered with highly contagious and deadly diseases? wow, i feel sorry for anyone who has sex with you. or perhaps, since your dick is flesh like the rest of you and only excretes urine (water, ammonia, nitrogen, etc) and semen (HOPEFULLY non-diseased), your dick is no more germ-laden than the rest of you.
phantomofmusic 0
Thank you #58! That is exactly what I told my family when I found out my dad and brother don't wash their hands.
xalerion 0
80- Why does the disease have to be highly contagious and deadly for it to be unwanted? And if someone can't keep their hands clean, what's to say their parts are clean? If a girl can't seem to wash her hands, I'm not trusting her to have washed down there, and I wouldn't expect a female to feel any different.
sallen0046 4
You do realize that most people do not wash their hands after using the bathroom in their own home, right? They also put their fingers in their ears, nose, and mouth, and don't wash them after that. They pet the dog, pick up the cat, and change the baby without washing their hands. At this point I'm just thankful for the ones that wash before they start handling food. Buy some lysol and wash your own hands twice as often. People are nasty.
diet_otaku 0
yes, antimicrobial the **** out of your own hands, and then be sure to come back and bitch when you catch the flu 6 times in one year because you obliterated your own body's immune system. honestly, unless you literally pissed/shat directly onto your hand, you don't need to watch your hands after you go to the bathroom. there is fecal matter everywhere you go anyway, it's unavoidable. quit acting like the tiniest bacteria is instadeath and your immune system will do its job and protect you from it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wash my hands after touching anything even remotely dirty. But then again I'm mildy OCD, so I suppose I'm not really the norm.
xalerion 0
79 - Bacteria does build up however, so people should wash their hands after using the restroom and before eating because few, if any, people go out of the way to wash their hands and so if they don't do so after using the restroom, unless their hands are absolutely covered in filth or caked in dirt/mud, they won't wash their hands at all, except for the shower perhaps, but many people these days don't even take the time to wash thoroughly, daily, and some even bi-weekly.
johnledrew 0
gross
Fuckbucket 0
o_o That's utterly disgusting.
8Dani 10
aw man, that's nasty D;!
AmbrosiaFan 19
Guess they are cleaner than you when wiping so they don't need to wash their hands. Some people are SOO germophobic.
abcnonamecba 0
hi everybody
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
agree with 31
Jandude 9
Are you the only human in your family too?
perdix 31
Remember: That which does not not kill me, makes me stronger. So, your steady diet of your family's urine, feces and other precious bodily fluids will make your immune system strong, vigorous and robust. Or, it will kill you.
RedPillSucks 33
So all those "poo" eating sessions with my dominatrix is really helping my immune system? Actually, it feels like she's trying to kill me. Better change my will.