Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
msjustine
United States
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
rainydays79
United States
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
United States
First class slob
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Ewt
Victoria, Canada
Gross out
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML
1meme129
Denver, United States
Worst life hack ever
Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML
shroooms
Slovenia
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
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furryfatblob 0
what do they wash their hands before!?
MeltedMint 0
Aww it's too late. But you COULD always go around with some anti-bacterial soap and ambush their hands randomly.
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Comments (151)
buggybeauty 0
most disgusting thing ever
jonny2x4 0
EWWWWWWW!!!!!! POO POO HANDS!!!!!
nekonekic 2
Let me know if I get this right. You wash THEIR hands ? After THEY use bathroom ? Why don't they themselves wash their hands :)
Klink_fml 3
eeewww >P
xBrinnyBrutalx 0
Granted, it's not very sanitary to not wash your hands after using the restroom, but it's not an FML. ._.
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's cringe-worthy. Ack.
Hellooomindyy 0
FYL life OP, I guess you better not venture outside into the public, God only knows how many germs and people there are out that haven't wash their hands.
xoKylie 0
And how did you find that out?
BrownSugar_fml 5
Give me an E! Give me a C! Giveme an O! Give me an L! Give me an I! What does that spell? **** your Life!
evolk8 0
Unless you have like a sensored tap you're getting germs on your hands anyway. Think about it, you go to the loo, turn on the tap with your dirty hands, wash your hands and then turn the tap off, touching it and so picking up dirt. It's really gross and the majority of people don't have those taps you just wave your hands under. So yeah there's noooooo escaaaaaaape~ lol!