Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
msjustine
United States
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
rainydays79
United States
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
United States
First class slob
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Ewt
Victoria, Canada
Gross out
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML
1meme129
Denver, United States
Worst life hack ever
Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML
shroooms
Slovenia
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
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furryfatblob 0
what do they wash their hands before!?
MeltedMint 0
Aww it's too late. But you COULD always go around with some anti-bacterial soap and ambush their hands randomly.
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Comments (151)
IWreastledABear 0
that's just yummy...
BadKitty13 28
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !! NASTY AND GROSS
bumslie 0
probably best to use the fist bump when greeting them.
bunnie22 0
Ewwwww, gross!!!!
elise149 3
Dido.
VampireGirl18 0
That is just sick.
Sickkid97 5
get over it... if you don't wash your hands, it builds up immunity
zeebug 0
Why are ppl so gross? I mean how hard is it to wash your freakin hands?! I can only imagine how unclean the rest of their body parts are. I bet they don't even wipe after they shit or pee.
saliva3737 0
do u want a ******* cookie?
lolylol_fml 5
ick, that's naaasty