Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
msjustine
United States
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
rainydays79
United States
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
United States
First class slob
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Ewt
Victoria, Canada
Gross out
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML
1meme129
Denver, United States
Worst life hack ever
Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML
shroooms
Slovenia
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
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furryfatblob 0
what do they wash their hands before!?
MeltedMint 0
Aww it's too late. But you COULD always go around with some anti-bacterial soap and ambush their hands randomly.
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Comments (151)
Schazam 0
You finally recognized the taste was familiar.
Farx 0
Stop whining, it builds up your immune system.
andrew245 0
wow how is this a fml? it's not that bad
Lunaticc 0
No more friendly handshakes for you. FYL.
sourgirl101 29
I always yelled at people when my kids were babies and they would come up and touch their hands. Kids put everything in their mouths. "How clean are your hands!!!?" I didn't care if I came across as rude, these are my kids!
Mumbellosity711 0
wait...since when are you supposed to wash your hands?
lieuwkill1 0
well, that's washed up
OhBugga 0
charming.
Mariax_fml 2
That's disgusting. :/
seviluvsu 0
sad and gross fyl op
AYsalchicha 3
Maybe everyone in your family (but you apparently) has a colostomy bag? So they never come in direct contact with their urine and feces? Pray for colostomy bags man. That's sick.