Rob
United States
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
deadandwasted
United States
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Alexis
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
I hate retail
Phoenix, United States
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
ronboy
Columbus, United States
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Brady
Madrid, Spain
Stranded
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Unimpressed
Australia
TW: gross
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
victimboi
United Kingdom
Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
Top comments
acneegg 7
Haha what the hell
Domonator 16
Do you suffer from receiptophobia?
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Comments (74)
breenntt 0
ahhh, fyl =
atalia831 0
shouldn't taken the damn receipt!
atalia831 0
should've* iPod keeps auto correcting me.
ChrisSG 0
I suspect OP isn't stating all the facts. 'no' sane driver would do that.... right?
omgYoUbasTards 0
op ydi for not being credit card saavy.
psuboy 0
so why would you let him chase you instead of taking the receipt?
acneegg 7
Haha what the hell
Rynow 7
haha
twilight_lupus 13
that's just crazy. I mean seriously it's just a bloody slip of paper. it's not like you not taking the receipt is going to cause him to loose his job which will some how lead to the world ending. its no big deal.
stfuyssb 0
by not taking the receipt you were wasting paper. which means you were killing trees. and not recycling. your a bad person.
DLTsandwich 5
But the tree was already dead. :(
Lulu714 0
excuse me to interlude but wouldn't the correct word be you're?
Icyyy 0
You look Amish
RedPillSucks 33
I've never seen an Amish sandwich before.
hahafylop 4
Neither have I, but assuming he was talking to five, I will make no further comment.
stfuyssb 0
who said anything about a sandwich?
phillipsk804 0
dumb comment.
RAUN 8
How does the paper get wasted if the cab driver keeps it? Why is the cab driver tossing it in the trash lore eco-friendly than the customer tossing it in the trash?
Mirorbo 27
Cab drivers scare me. You just never know what they're gonna do half the time.
FTWisRIGHT 0
You can fit in a cab? :S
aksweetheart 7
^lawlwut?
Domonator 16
Do you suffer from receiptophobia?
P_to_the_AM 9
A absolute and total YDI!!!!!!
Metalman69 0
wow.... shoulda just taken it and thrown it on the floor. then piss on his windshiels for laughs.
flossybaben 0
he was Indian and you spilt rice on his seat