Today, the girl who lived downstairs and who was also sleeping with my guy moved out. She left a stack of my mail she had been taking at my door. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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tounces7 28
Oh look, stealing mail, a federal offense, right there. Wanna get her back?
Bogrbon 27
When I saw "parting gift" I was pretty sure the "gift" was going to be herpes. All things considered, mail ain't too bad. Make the person pick it up, or invest in a "return to sender" stamp and stick it back in the mail box.
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Bogrbon 27
When I saw "parting gift" I was pretty sure the "gift" was going to be herpes. All things considered, mail ain't too bad. Make the person pick it up, or invest in a "return to sender" stamp and stick it back in the mail box.
hunterchik 25
The only issue is the other woman took the OP's mail and returned it only when she moved out otherwise.
coius 23
No, write “deceased” then send it back. Screw up her immediate future. Her fault for not forwarding the mail. If asked, as far as you know, she was dead (inside).
Shzusuziq 16
I think it was mail intended for the writer that the girl who moved out stole it from.
ghostinflames 13
Return to sender is effective.
tounces7 28
Oh look, stealing mail, a federal offense, right there. Wanna get her back?
KingAdrock 16
Stealing someone's else's mail is a federal crime. File a complaint with the USPS's Inspector General. You can even do it online.