Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I found out my long distance girlfriend gave me chlamydia, after I spent $1k to fly her out for a week. I paid for an STD delivery. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
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garadan1 18
Ouch.. Sorry Op! Time to get a new girl?
Black_Ink 20
Why shouldn't you eat your girlfriend's peas? Because they are herpes
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Comments (137)
xpsychocatladyx 15
that happened to me too OP it is a terrible situation
blackunicorntear 8
Are you sure?
Kougeru 12
The way this is written makes it sound like she was cheating. But sometimes illnesses do just pop up, including "STDs". Not very often, but more often than people think.
DogeMan 14
Busted!
Scarylizard1798 23
Well ****!
sigaweeds 7
Over 20% of the population has herpes... Scary but true... Also if that's wat it is she could of had it wen u started dating but ddnt have a flare up, n then later on she had a flare up without knowing and shared it with u... Sorry for u brother
cryssycakesx3 23
I'm sorry that you seem to have spilled coffee on your keyboard.
tonyfan00 38
Double dose! Sorry dude that sucks so much. I hope you don't let this bring you too down...
lionhead29 9
at least you found it early
kaitb1103 23
If it's HPV and not AIDS/HIV it's possible she DIDNT cheat on you. It can hide for awhile from previous partners. But if it's HIV/AIDS def. dump her
Bentonic 11
Ouch! That's a double whammy. Or rather, a double chlammy!