Today, my boyfriend told me that when I orgasm, I sound like I'm choking. Only I'm not choking, I'm just getting the wind knocked out of me by his weight when he is on top. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my wife told me that I take her breath away. However, she was talking about my large stomach hitting her while we have sex and knocking the wind out of her with every thrust. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
So just tell him not to rest his entire weight on you. It really is quite simple.
TCRII 30
Well, get on top. But don’t choke him when you ******. Unless you are both into that sort of thing.
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TCRII 30
Well, get on top. But don’t choke him when you ******. Unless you are both into that sort of thing.
Iamthebanzai22 21
So just tell him not to rest his entire weight on you. It really is quite simple.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So have sex while on top of him or beside him or him sitting up, etc...
TooTall0231 9
Having sex is like doing fractions, where it's improper for the larger one to be on top...
julfunky 29
It doesn’t matter what their size is, just don’t lay your entire weight on the person underneath you.
J15237 25
Why don't you just take control and be on top?
alycion 39
Lots of other positions and it’s important to communicate if you want both of you to have a good sex life together. I have quite a few pain conditions. And endometriosis. It can be painful and depending on what’s flaring, my needs to not have pain change. When I was young, I was too shy to speak up and avoided due to pain. Then we started talking about how the pain made it unpleasant and worked together to fix it. Speak up. You don’t have to say he’s squishing you. You can just say that the position is uncomfortable for you.
Duc du V. 23
Top him ! What else ?