Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo she bought recently belongs to Tammi. I've been using it for a week now. The chocolate drops I ate yesterday are also hers. Tammi is our pet Chihuahua. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my mom was proud for making a positive change in her life. The change in question? She now throws away the smelly hair she combs out of the dog, instead of keeping it for unspecified later use. FML
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hk_fml 9
I thought dogs could get sick eating chocolate?
wmugirl 0
Uhmm.. people, she never said they were real "chocolate drops" or that her dog eats chocolate.. they just looked like chocolate drops.. wow
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blastvortex 4
This noobie started using stuff, not knowing what it was, and then got pwned for being dopey 'cause she really was... This is the razz that never ends, 'cause you're a boob, you know, my friend... [repeat ad nauseum]
nyc718 0
YDI for not reading the damn shampoo bottle you lazy creature
msfantastic 0
i dont think they were talking about hand-me-downs and i agree with #56. YDI. Can you READ?! I'm sure the shampoo bottle and "chocolate" drops had the word DOG printed somewhere on the label.
roundthetwist 0
Just so you all know-dog chocolates are made with carob sweeteners, as are many dog cookies. They are perfectly fine for human consumption, most just taste a little stale. Obviously, not the ones the OP had. Hahaha! Real chocolate is quite deadly. A small amount of milk chocolate, say an m&m, usually isn't bad if they get ahold of it, but every dog reacts differently and some are allergic to it. So be very careful. Dark chocolate can be quite deadly. Also, being a dog groomer, I can point out it is perfectly safe to wash your dog once a week AS LONG as you are using the right shampoo/conditioner combo and rinsing completely. A low quality shampoo will dry out the skin, so use Isle of Dogs or something of the sort that is formulated for even daily use. (Certain show dogs get bathed every day or two to keep them in top shape.) As long as you are keep in the natural oils and using the right Ph balance it's fine.
jandrews10 0
Stop deleting comments on this ******* wesbite!!! God...whoever moderates this board is f'n annoying.
BunnyDrastic 0
if u mean chocolate drops as the dogs shit then ur a liar
BunnyDrastic 0
**** what
knad 0
So? Unless you're hair is falling out I don't see the problem. And the chocolate drops are probably Carob which humans can eat.
Jaguaress 2
Dogs shouldn't eat chocolate, so Tammi won't be around for very long if your mother keeps that up. Oh, and the dog shampoo should say it's dog shampoo.
YMustMyLifeSuck 0
Does she realize that chocolate will kill dogs?
retead 0
Well I don't think there's any real chocolate in that shampoo, and chocolate is ok for some of the dogs. Oh and tammi means an oak in Finnish. =)