Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo she bought recently belongs to Tammi. I've been using it for a week now. The chocolate drops I ate yesterday are also hers. Tammi is our pet Chihuahua. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my mom was proud for making a positive change in her life. The change in question? She now throws away the smelly hair she combs out of the dog, instead of keeping it for unspecified later use. FML
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hk_fml 9
I thought dogs could get sick eating chocolate?
wmugirl 0
Uhmm.. people, she never said they were real "chocolate drops" or that her dog eats chocolate.. they just looked like chocolate drops.. wow
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Comments (98)
iJack 0
70th
Sindy_fml 4
71th. idiot
fmylifelooser 0
71st idiot
dapster 0
OK everone here need to think much deeper they aren't chocolate Snacks but what looks like it could be chocolate and come from a dogs rear end......
Scubadiver172001 0
fake, or stupid mother killing her dog with chocolate, or possibly special carob dog chocolate. Even if they are the dog chocolates it's still retarded to teach your dog to like chocolate. Take your eyes off Tammi for one minute and she'll be halfway through a chocolate cake you left out. Next thing you know she's keeled over dead and it's completely mom's fault for being a stupid moron.
hercules268 0
Don't worry about Tammi. She'll be dead after eating the chocolate. Poetic Justice at it's best. Ironic, don't you think?
thecirclingskies 0
For ****'s sake, it wasn't chocolate. OP ate dog shit.
Beast1226 0
ur so stupid how can u mistake poop for chocolate?!?
xlione 0
your fml should've been having a chihuahua
purehorror 0
I feel bad for the dog. chocolate can kil them, so obviously your mom is stupid.