Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
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Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
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Comments (197)
Sammara 0
You can't say your life is effed when you're the one who willingly dated him to begin with.
yourmurderscenex 13
i think i will have to agree with you.
FyreKrotch 1
RUN!!! Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction. This isn't an FML, it's a friggin' wake up call.
stfuevily 1
most important lesson. never date anyone with kids. you will face issues eventually
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
If that's you're reasoning, don't date at all. You'll eventually have issues with every relationship.
Honesty4U 0
Um, he should be your exboyfriend because of this. Do you honestly think that he'll stay with you through anything? I mean, 3 different baby mommas prove that he doesn't stay for the long haul!
britneyrox116 0
And why are you still with him? ....
lksdliz 9
Get on the pill, if you're not already. And an IUD. And some spermicidal foam. And some extra-strength condoms.
amayaa_fml 7
well its both of their faults, have you learned to leave him?
restythestar 0
first of all, why the hell you dated him back again after he egged that girl in the first place??
barooke 0
his kids are grown, so he made it ten years before ******* up again. and don't you worry about my uterus, I keep that under control with little pills. I'm not going to stay with him but I still care for him.
DjeePee 25
Wait, are you OP? Holy ******* shit, you're as old as I am and you had a relation with someone with children. Wow. How old was he? 30? Wow, just wow. (run, OP, run)
Invierno 10
10 years? They can't be "grown" then, right? I still consider roughly ten-year-olds to be kids. Anyway, regardless of how far apart they are, he doesn't have the best track record, OP. Sounds like he didn't try to make it work with any of them. I just hope he's more responsible when i comes to taking care of their needs. Also, if I were you, I'd use condoms as well as the pill. You never know. Would hate to be #4.
spankykilla 16
Run. Run before it happens to you. And if it does happen to you, then you totally deserve it.