Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
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Top comments
Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
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Comments (197)
steepphhtraann 0
yeah? well neither did you. maybe you should dump his ass before a 4th woman comes up to you.
Mizwonderful 0
This scared me..don't mess w guys like this I thought this dude might have been my childs father bc he did in fact knock up me and a 15 yr old...in high school. I was 7 months when she got prego. All I'm saying is RUN!!!!
Shieya 0
Picked a real winner there. You've been with him less than 6 months? Run now before you get attached.
tmmundy 17
I totally agree with #10...to much baby drama...sounds like he doesn't know how to keep his pants up. he f%#ks'em; gets them pregnant; & leaves'em...lol...hope he has a great job!!! how old is this guy?
kendra19977 0
well if u stay with him he is gonna be ****** broke!! and you'll probably end up with some kids too !
RedCamaro 2
That tells me he didn't wear a rubber, and he probably doesn't with you. You might wanna get yourself checked out. *It's probably been said before, but I don't care to read all the previous comments just to see if it has.*
MostHatedMan 2
Sounds like you got a winner on your hands. That's how the rich guys do it. Knock up a couple chicks in high school. Class act all the way for sure
WaffleandEggs 0
He has kids, and probably a bunch of diseases. What is his appeal?
LMeltdown 4
Lose him. Doesn't matter how sexy or smart you think he is, you will be raising your children all alone if you stay with him. And why should you be dating a guy who has three kids asking for birthday presents? Won't be much time or money to lavish you with much. MOVE ON.
the4starr 3
somebody's boyfriend has fast swimmers!!