Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
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Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
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Comments (197)
ursopinky 0
your fault for being w/ him
jessicaaababy 8
awe that's horrible :/ i would dump him if he was the father, he doesn't deserve to be with someone as nice as you if he cheated on you..i hate boyfriends like that, glad i'm single :]
prince_jimmy907 12
She said it was before they were dating. Re read the FML.
jezzibell 0
This is the third time and your still with him?? YDI
iheartglasses 0
63, I cant agree more! Although the state had to pay for my child for 2 months until they found the father and forced him to pay, I felt horrible about it. But come tax time it will be deducted from the money the father gets back, so technically the government gets repaid. Shitty fathers disgust me..
rizzkiyoshi 19
...how does -him- having kids -before- you were with him effect you?
DjeePee 25
Maybe because she's in a relationship with him, maybe because having children ask parenting skills, maybe because she can't pretend his children don't excist, maybe because the relationship will be influenced by the children, maybe, maybe the children will effect her. Just maybe.
TerrorDollie 0
New boyfriend time.
lbeer 1
don't be silly wrap your willy
Judus_beej 0
so you feel left out?
Thanateros 1
it would've been ok if the girls had abortions.
DjeePee 25
Would abortion make the boyfriend and his girlfriends less dumb? No. Would abortion make the boyfriend and his girlfriends more responsible (about sex)? No. Is it ok to use abortion as contraception? No. Conclusion: your argument is invalid.
cthulhu1138 1
Stay with him if you like, just don't let him sucker you into helping out with child support payments "just this once".
zenti 2
It's going to happen if she decides to stay with him, I just know it.