Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
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Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
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Comments (197)
Sir_Swaggington 6
Ew, he's probably diseased if he goes around ******* everybody without protection.
blackwidowtaco 31
you're dating a guy, who already has two previous kids. with two separate women? your light bulb doesn't shine too brightly does it. yeesh!
CrazyGirlfriend 21
I hate how everyone is so quick to judge. Get a test done and see if he really is the father. the situation could be that she was also sleeping with other guys and she just says he's the dad because he's been a good dad to his other kids so the woman wants the dad to be him. or he could very well be the father. we dont have enough information. is he a good dad or a scum bag? I would really hope that you arent with a guy who wont take care of his children. as for those who say he needs to use a condom and birth control. those things fail. I have two friends that prove that. he does need to exercise some control though. How does sex make people scum bags? I have friends who have had sexual partners in the 20's and they have no children. he could have only slept with those three or multiple more. what's that matter to us? if OP can accept his sexual partners then good for them. if he is the father then I would suggest just not having sex until youre ready for kids or be extra cautious and do everything you can to prevent pregnancy. if he isnt the father, then just get the woman out of both of your lives and put this whole thing behind you.
welldammit1 21
You're next.