Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (197)
Aussiegurl23 0
Run while you still can!!!
CrazyChickenCat 0
Careful or he'll knock you up too.
richard92105 0
why are you with this loser to begin with? he already has 2 kids from high school? im sure district attorney is already looking for him for child support. its your fault for getting with him
MlKAYLA 0
Egh, I'd dump his ass. Womanizer much?
tsimer112 0
have u gotten a pregnancy test?
PulselCie 3
Back to the kitchen! xD
haniam16 6
your fault for dating him YDI
ZombieKittenz 6
Men and their penis's...
avalyn 0
previous means after
Hazamachi 12
Are you an idiot or just trolling? Previous means before, as in, the girl would have fallen pregnant before his relationship with the OP started, note the prefix 'pre'. Also, unless you have desires to end up like the previous two, possibly 3 women, I suggest you move on OP, not only does it show that he's irresponsible but you're taking a dad away from 2 (or 3) kids and unless you're set up with good jobs, the years of child support will seriously deplete your extra money.
mojo5678 5
Sounds like a keeper