Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
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Sammyb123 0
YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant
aadk 0
He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer
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Comments (197)
Richard_F 0
#20 wwjd is just an expresssion not a literal thing... op you need to brake up with that dumb ****...
tom93_fml 0
how do u use this I wants talk to you/message u or what ever your profile says
perdix 31
What do you mean he hasn't learned his lesson? It sounds like he really knows what he's doing! ;) He's probably the most popular teacher/guidance counselor at that high school -- at least among the slutty girls. You've got a real winner on your hands :D
elmorous 0
i thought it was female educators hunting teen boys ... that never happened in my school. I'd still be there now!
Trollkilla 0
haha
shireeniee 8
I guess u didn't either
dreamering 16
Your boyfriend can't control his valve. You can't control your boyfriend. No matter how you spin it ...
loski87 4
You're next...
AlexBuda 0
Haha she's right!
mpclaw 3
he should become your ex boyfriend. unless. you want to work to help him pay child support.
IntoTheClouds 42
Does anybody else not read the word "claim"? The woman CLAIMS that the OP's boyfriend is the father. There's no proof that the OP's boyfriend is the father of the woman's baby. And there is no back story as to his relationship with his previous two kids. It is clear by the post that the OP knows that her boyfriend had two kids, so I don't understand where people get around calling this guy a "scumbag" simply because you THINK he's a player of women when there is absolutely no proof of this at all. Thank you and good night. Peace.
CloudEnvy 17
Player of women.. Fits better than high-school father of the year. Two years running.
RedPillSucks 33
Even if the child isn't his, the fact that the other woman can claim anything at all means that OPs boyfriend has been messing around with her. That'd be reason enough for her to dump him. Unless she's not into monogamy, then she should stick around, but make damn sure she uses protection to not get pregnant, and he uses protection so she doesn't catch any STDs.
Air_Force001 0
wow get Ed of him maybe..?