Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Scavengers
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
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graciedacie 0
Why do they deserve it? Whaaaaat? (Speaking to those who hit YDI, of course.) Dang kids! ;)
darkpath 0
she deserves it for not checking her pockets. and only fyl if you were the one who bought it for her which i'm assuming.
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wolfvision 0
how does this shit get approved
iankennedy17 0
#32, who checks their pockets you ask? everyone does! you're an idiot if you don't because shit like this can happen. who here checks their pockets before they wash ANYTHING?
Rowena_fml 1
Everyone saying that the mom shouldn't do her kid's laundry, my family washes all our clothes together. It's better for the environment and it saves money to have a full washing machine and dryer. So whoever has time does everyone's laundry--sometimes it's my mom, sometimes it's my dad, sometimes it's me, and sometimes it's my little sister. Whoever doesn't have a paper due the next day or a family trip to plan or a date to prepare for or whatever. It's not about age or anything, it's just whoever is available. Same with setting the table, making dinner, taking out the trash, it's a family responsibility, not that of one person. Maybe in this family the mom is a stay-at-home mom (which I believe mom-ing is a full time job) so she does the laundry. Maybe the daughter normally does the laundry but this time was on a school trip or whatever and so the mom emptied the dryer. We don't know the full situation, we can't judge.
ggallegos13 2
How is this your FML? It's hers. Make her pay for another one (if she even wants another one, since she was so careless with this one). Don't make her actions affect your pocketbook!
colonelduckie 5
but if OP paid for it that is $200 down the drain...
alexFYL 11
If the OP paid for it, it was a gift anyway and the daughter is screwed out of a gift. It's really no loss to the OP unless the OP pays for yet another phone without reimbursement from her daughter.
elisabethecstasy 0
Aw that sucks ): my 12 year old cousin got one on Christmas and already lost it Probably too young to care for things like that.
dealwithlife 0
it was your gift to her, and she should take care if her belongings. don't yell at her, just refuse to replace it. she probably is upset already, so tell her to save up for it herself. she will probably check her pockets now.
YDIall2suck 0
YDI for having a washing machine.
harddaysnight 0
#69 are you stupid or something?! Everybody has a washing machine!! I bet even you have a washing machine!
iLaughAtLifex 0
how the hell is that a FML???
bennes13 0
this is exactly why I always say "check your back pockets" I've ducked so many things up because if the waching machine and not being careful.
LemonStarship 5
Sounds like you paid for it