Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Scavengers
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
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graciedacie 0
Why do they deserve it? Whaaaaat? (Speaking to those who hit YDI, of course.) Dang kids! ;)
darkpath 0
she deserves it for not checking her pockets. and only fyl if you were the one who bought it for her which i'm assuming.
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skateasian 0
assuming you bought it for her for Christmas, that sucks for you. kids suck. quit buying irresponsible kids expensive toys until they learn to value their belongings.
Acidwash1987 0
put it in a bag of rice for about 3 days should absorb all the moisture and should work fine
aTRAGEDY 0
lol @ acidwash bag of rice huh
iSwag 0
That sucks...is there an app for that?
payney 0
well, to clarify, shes 11 and has been asking for one since they came out. we decided for christmas to surprise her with one. shes not spoiled at all and thanks for everyone who agreed that it was just an accident. it was! our lives are not ruined because of this, it just sucks. we are not mad but we are certainly not replacing it.
lortay2468_fml 0
haha I'm 12 and got my like 2 months ago and it's as good as new like brand new with no scraches do you have warranty? get a new one
anna380 0
make her buy a new one or, hmmmmm, wat 2 do? oh yes, CHECK THE FREAKIN' POCKETS!!!!!!
starshine3987 0
I'm. Voting YDI. For anyone. Who improperly uses. Periods. To emphasize a point. All. That does. Is make it. Hard to read. Learn some grammar people!
LegendaryPrimate 0
SOAK IT IN RICE. No joke. Bury it in a bag of rice; the rice oftentimes will absorb much of the water, and newer electronics will usually work afterwards.
Dcdoughnutz 0
beat their a$$