Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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evanwilliams 4
Stop living with your mom if you're so grown up you big ass.
neonoodle 0
looks like it's time to move out.
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Comments (173)
llllight 0
have people forgotten that the economy is in shambles? just because he lives with his parent at 20, which I think is very reasonable, does not not make he/she a loser. please get with the program and realize that people are in incredibly different situations that you may find yourself in.
FuzzMonkey09 0
I bet those razzing him for being at home at 20 would make thier own kids leave home at 18.
shadowprometheus 0
20 isn't that old for living with your parents.... most people I know at that age live in college dorms during school then back with their parents during summer Now if he said said 30, that would be a different story. But ****, he couldn't have even finished college at 20
CommonTruf 0
If your 20 & living at home...Who cares? People move out at different ages for different reasons. The point is that your 20, an adult, not some 15 year old minor who's mother needs to watch. Your mom should drop the tit & let you be your person.
blahblah17 0
Either move out or tell your mom to loosen the ******* leash.
Fidelis_fml 0
Wow...maybe ask your mom when she'll let you grow up? Geez... And maybe he's just visiting or paying rent? Don't talk him down so quick... :S
koolcid101 0
you are a douche bag
analeigh_fml 0
I really just want to know why you were looking in your moms closet. Ha I get that you were looking for something, but I still probably wouldnt closet snoop.
Teffie 0
Did you miss the concert or did you find them in time??????
vampyr8 0
Question: male or female, what in the hell were you doing in mommy's closet? Um... odd, I'd be grateful that wasn't a worse - or better, rather - FML; lord only knows how much of a sissy you'd be for having found a vibrator or old ****.