Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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evanwilliams 4
Stop living with your mom if you're so grown up you big ass.
neonoodle 0
looks like it's time to move out.
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Comments (173)
CEina 0
Haha.. my mom does the same thing to me only its with my clothes...
mdog6969 0
Dude id be pissed, move out
kennington 0
your mum sounds retarded
Owngina 0
dude Move Out lol thats ******.
shortypie 3
i think i might be the only one to recognize the pattern here... half of you say for him/her to move out. the other half bitches at those saying its not bad to live at home at 20. maybe you should read all these before posting. its actually kinda annoying to be reading the same shit over again... but yeah. next time hide the tickets. no one has said that one! ;)
Shyman4ever 0
Wow crazy parents
RatIsKing 0
is your name al borland?
mkylem 0
You may be 20 but your mom acts like your 8.
joker2000 0
haha :p
ghm1234 0
she's a bitch