Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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Top comments
evanwilliams 4
Stop living with your mom if you're so grown up you big ass.
neonoodle 0
looks like it's time to move out.
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Comments (173)
lolfml_fml 0
when you're 20 that's still a reasonable age to be at home, you're in college, so stop being so judgemental.
blahblah17 0
...maybe he was just at home for spring break.
frozen_heart 0
this is why i keep my concert tickets with me at all times, my parents would pull this shit and i'm the same age. FYL for sure.
altkat 3
Oh man, missing out on a show for such a bullshit reason.. fyl. What show was it?
TryToBeKind 0
if you're 20 and still unaware of what is inappropriate, you deserve to be treated like a child. Try acting like a grown-up and she just MIGHT treat you like one.
tiffyandthewall 0
oh wow, nice job being douchebags, everyone. have you ever thought that maybe maturity has nothing to do with the ****** up economy, and the difficulty of getting a job? or maybe this guy/chick is in college, and knows how to deal with money wisely, so rather than blowing all of their money on room & board, they decided to live with their mother for awhile if she was allowing them to? and to #108, you don't even know what the goddamn concert was for. people find different things inappropriate. there is probably not one person on the planet who agrees with every single thing their parent says, especially at 20. them not finding the show inappropriate doesn't mean that they're immature, it means that different people have different perspectives.
liveitlearnit 0
I love all these 'move out' comments. Try living on Long Island and moving out at 20. Unless you like to live in a bad neighborhood in a jail-cell sized studio. It's virtually impossible to be a student and live on your own. (With the exception of dorms, if your parents will shell out.)
luxornv 0
Yes he should think of moving out if his parents are that controlling, but it doesn't mean he's a freeloader. I'm guessing he bought the tickets himself, otherwise his mom wouldn't even have them. Secondly, if he's in college, then he might either be visiting during a break, or he commutes to school in an effort to save money. This is a fairly common thing for people of this age. Now if he had been older, say 25+, then he might be freeloading.
hootersgirl09 0
Hint: Move out . And also, request a refund from your mother to compensate for the loss. xoxo, Kate :]
somedouche 0
Well, it depends. Time to move out if you're not attending school. if you are, i understand.