Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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Top comments
evanwilliams 4
Stop living with your mom if you're so grown up you big ass.
neonoodle 0
looks like it's time to move out.
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Comments (173)
xThatRandomGirlx 0
Excuse me, but why are we freaking out that he/she hasn't moved out yet? I'm 20, a lot of my friends are 20, and we still live at home because we HAVEN'T GRADUATED COLLEGE YET!!!!!!!!!!!! You people are dumb as hell.
shortypie 3
"I wonder if anyone will sit between us?!" That's...not a very good pickup line, or ice breaker.
shazady 0
why would the OP deserve it just because he's living at home? what the hell kind of reasoning is that? And I agree with #125. Anyone who thinks the OP is a loser for living at home at 20 is retarded. It's called college.
dan81892 2
looks like someone needs to move out.
hazer 3
1. Get the money back from her. 2. Buy a stereo and some Meshuggah CDs. 3. Turn it to full volume and hide it somewhere close to her room.
platypusrex256 2
what was the concert? did you miss it?
sleepy08 0
Seriously man, if your still living there at 20; the concert is the least of your problems.
Glickstick 0
Why is your life "******" over this. You're moms just a little weird. Stop using this word so lightly you make the rest of it unfunny.
RDMC20 0
Stop being such a bitch and have a talk with your Mom about respecting your privacy and keeping her nose out of your 20-year-old business.
Cheshire_Cat_fml 0
That's what you get for buying Jonas Brothers tix
iloveyouu_ 1
HAHAHAHAHA, your mom tried stealing your tickets, wow,. haha.