Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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evanwilliams 4
Stop living with your mom if you're so grown up you big ass.
neonoodle 0
looks like it's time to move out.
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Dalarsco 0
I understand staying at home to save money, but that kind of insane over protectiveness isn't worth any savings from living at home. The only reason I can stand living at home until I finish school is that my parents actually show me some respect. If they treated me like that you can be damn sure I'd be tightening my belt and finding some way to get out.
PollySighDevil 0
Kudos to number 20
darknessofnight 0
That's truly effed up. The same thing happened to me today.
littlemuffet 0
#50 One ticket isn't going to put a dent in his savings. It takes a bit longer to save up rent than to splurge every now and then and have a good time while you're living with your old-school 'rents. And be a little more civilized, #50...douche.
Yogirl1223 0
When is it not normal to live at home with your parents at 20! Unless you're loaded or you're not going to college and you're working its almost impossible for 20year olds to afford rent on their own. Especially if you live in a big city! I'm in college now and I expect to be living at home until I'm 25 becuase I'm going to have hella loans to pay off if I go to law school and rent in nyc is like $2000 per month.
cartering 0
81, you realize for the same price of living in a dorm in the fall and spring, you can get yourself a decent studio apartment year round. I know I did it - I had to put myself through college. It was much cheaper to get my own year round apartment than it was to live in the dorms
ArmoredSandwich 0
What were you doing in your mums closet?
Ibeapirate 0
Sounds like your mom is the one who needs to grow up. She HID them because she thought it was INAPPROPRIATE? That's something a 5-year-old sibling would do.
dcapp 0
as long as you're living in her house she can do whatever she wants... move out if you want complete independence!
flouncy 0
So, how many of you trying to tell him to move out actually moved out yourselves? Exactly. Bunch of hypocrites.