Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then told me that yes, he's cheating on me, that he's dumping me, and that I'm fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I dumped my coworker boyfriend because I caught him cheating with another coworker. He reported me for sexual harassment, and showed my boss the consensual texts we shared during our relationship. Turns out he edited them to make it look like I was the one “harassing” him. Sucks to be jobless. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Burgessnk 0
I never understand why the new girl would stay with someone she now knows is a cheater. After all, cheaters never change...
43bubba34 25
ydi, for dating your boss.
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Comments (94)
NeroKR13 0
first and wow D:
iownyou676 0
awe poor u
JuliaM1000 10
THAT S-U-C-K-S!!!!!!
StunnerSarah 0
ydi for dating yo boss. >:]
kroms001_fml 0
8 looks like a tomato.
ThereIsNoFork 0
Yeah I agree ^ Never date your boss. That's probably the #1 rule.
lajaynay 15
go home now and take that cat!
legonut4 0
you know have no job no boyfriend and worst of all no cat because you walked in on your bf who is your boss
marinus_fml 20
#18 looks like a child **** distributor, also looks like a total druggy.
GrammerNazi1000 8
YDI for soepping there. Also, cool pic #8, and you're right, she looks like a tomato.
GrammerNazi1000 8
My bad, I meant #18.
pingpongpenguin 3
fight for your cat!
hnz 13
it's obvious he rather choose a real pussy then your pussy! but FYL indeed for having a douche for a bf
zakkyzebra 11
it's because she couldn't spell worth a shit.
Melaniee_fml 0
that's why you don't date your boss.
iAmLol_fml 0
that's y u don't date ur bawsss
MnBran6 0
You could sue for wrongful termination, but other than that, FYL but your ex is a LEGEND
rougeofwar 0
date your boss...like a boss
comedychick 1
you can't get fired over personal problemsyoi can bring him to court BUT if you just suck at working then yea you pretty much had it all coming
gmianosi 0
that sucks. but ydi for being in a relationship with ur boss
tweetbaby14 18
YDI for giving a damn about a stupid cat
BahahahLOL 0
YDI for having a boyfriend YDI for having a boss YDI for having a cat FYL for not having them anymore
MiSTERmAttt 0
u look like an zombieeay
Guuurlplease 0
Steal the cat..
okieraider71 4
GET A LAWYER!!!
JohnGraveline 0
Like a boss.
AbsoluteTurtle 0
12 is hot :)
imemerald 3
can anyone say sexual harassment? ;-P
bubblzz 4
19# i totally agree but ... seriously .. ur the one to talk?:))
groundzeromma 8
LAWYER? the you will have an EPIC WIN!!!
chris_42 11
Sue for wrongful termination.
Masenko7 12
OMG LOLOLOL, and he's keeping the cat? thats like the ****** cherry on the cake XD FYL indeed!
sarcasticbitch 7
you can sue him and lie to everyone that he said that unless you sleep with him you will get fired and now when he got bored he fired you. at lest u would make some cash on the break up. I'm just sayin'.
babygirl995 0
that's why you never date your boss.. sorry about your luck.
starile 20
Unless it's an AMAZING dream job, why would she go through all the trouble to sue for wrongful termination for personal issues if she's going to have to been in a work environment with HIM as her boss? Baggage and drama to the max. You're free now to make a new start, OP. New man, new job, new opportunities!
itsjustme13 0
What a douche. Oh, can you say that on here? Oh well. haha.
PlastikSeraph 2
You WOULD know what a child **** distributor looks like, wouldn't you? ;)
spaceboyftw 0
hey op, there are these things called contractions. look it up
leadrunner751 3
not the cat :O
salsagorawwr 0
terrible.
DarkHelmet 10
WOW talk about dropping the HAMMER on someone
RiiOT09 9
it coulda been a lot worse, he could have been lying about cheating on you and have gotten a girl pregnant behind your back
marinus_fml 20
man I love these 'it could have been worse comments'
sourgirl101 29
It could have been worst, you could have hated them.(:
CrypticHatchet 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
where does a cat fit into this story? unless the Op is speaking of the girl in her boyfriends office then it makes no sense whatsoever
nyc718 0
they had a pet cat together and he's taking it when he moves out.. not hard to comprehend
CrypticHatchet 0
yes but m question was where the hell does the cat fit into the story, it was about OPs boyfriend cheating on and breaking up with her, and out of nowhere she says something about a cat.
Alphonsuuuu 0
...I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. She wanted the job, she wanted the boyfriend and she wanted the cat. She's nil for three.
43bubba34 25
ydi, for dating your boss.
remy3106 10
my brothers name is Bubba!!! haha that's not his real name, but everyone knows him by that!!! haha just invade u were wondering
remy3106 10
in case***
IconicFML 9
I don't think anyone was wondering.
Burgessnk 0
I never understand why the new girl would stay with someone she now knows is a cheater. After all, cheaters never change...
rxmazing 0
yeah, I agree with you! I don't understand it either.
polopony 0
She's only in it for the cat
ArtIsResistance7 1
Not teh kitteh! :(
nyc718 0
well open ydi. Rule #1 never get in a relationship with the boss. Unless there is probable cause he can't fire you, I say Sue his ass. Oh, and if you bought the cat and he takes it then that is considered theft. Hit him where it hurts.... his pockets
ThereIsNoFork 0
or his balls
iChel413 6
Pockets are so much better :). also way more enjoyable. good by love seat, hello new leather couch!
RealChinese 7
law suit
Gameguy602 0
Did you know they smelled of pineapples and fear?
yakturk43 0
fyl op...shouldn't sleep w the boss, on the bright side though u can bring a lawsuit for wrongful termination