Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Today, I found a note on my door that said, "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked." Later, I found another note that said, "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Top comments
LlamaFlavoured 24
Someone's got a stalker...
RecklessJellyBea 7
Ah, FB. A stalker's library.
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Comments (189)
CheckYourPockes 4
lol some girls would give their left ovary to be in that situation be thankful you dumb bitch
cml900983 2
That. Sucks
Donniehw 5
Atleast it didn't say I facebooked your ********** pictures... Song for this story is: your my wynona by fall out boy Or: sugar we're goin down by fall out boy "LIKE"
Wise_Old_Guy 3
Report the wall post or shall I say, door post.
neverletup21 2
Hahahahahahhaha XD thats fukin hilarious!!! Real ZINGER!!!lmao!
supdownie 0
fapbook!
FreezeeMonsta 19
Ewww D:
William2603 5
I ********** to naked men on facebook... Try it it's fun
moochyman 7
Damn now that is just truly nasty, but if they were bold enough to do that you must be a cutie
fangz_fml 6
God damn!! You really must be really really really really really really hot if something like that happens!! Now what's your fb? haha