Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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DjeePee 25
'His' kid? Not 'our' kid? Hmm, someone isn't happy, although receiving flowers doesn't mean that he automatically is cheating, you know.
zolziski 11
I can just see the comments now: "YDI! *****. That's what you get for having a baby out of wedlock." LMAO. Yes, because it's a proven scientific fact that marriage stops cheating.
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Rick1969 6
I still don't understand how you know they are the same flowers. You saw the note from this other woman, which like many have said, could be the florist. Even if it isn't, you only knew about the flowers from seeing this note. He sends you flowers, after you have the baby. Did you recognize those flowers then as some that he already possessed? It sounds as though you had gotten flowers from him directly or the florist sent them. You didn't question it at that time. Now you find a note from a girl stating that she hopes he liked his flowers. Now you assume they are the same flowers?! Unless i am missing something, the note is either from the florist, or the "other woman". If it is the latter, then you probably never even seen the flowers she bought him, or at the very least you are guessing that they could be the same. If you knew they were flowers that were sent to him, when you received them, you would have been pissed then. You got mad after finding this note, so i think you are making assumptions.
Scott411 9
At least he is financially responsible...Maybe he'll have an easy time paying child support.
beeotchxx 0
she could be the florist? calm down
usmc_baby 1
Mabe he was scared he wouldn't get flowers you would like so he asked another girl to pick out flowers you would like. My husband takes his sister, or a good female friend shopping sometimes, so they can help him pick out something I would like.
emilyxorawr 3
You know the economy these days..... maybe he just wanted to save some money.
fwongraven 10
Um the first thing that would come to my mind isn't cheating... I would assume the note was from the person who made the bouquet? Do girls usually give guys flowers? If this is what the OP's mind jumps to then she obviously has issues anyway.
knitmyheartintwo 0
When you assume things it makes an ass out of you and me. Stop jumping to conclusions and give him the benefit of the doubt. It's not like the note said thanks for an amazingly hot night of rolling in the hey.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
hay*
cant7see7me7 3
maybe he bought them of her?
xMafia 0
what a cheap, cheating, jew.
fss 0
maybe she gave him flowers because you guys had a baby. he's just bringing them to the hospital.