Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
'His' kid? Not 'our' kid? Hmm, someone isn't happy, although receiving flowers doesn't mean that he automatically is cheating, you know.
zolziski 11
I can just see the comments now: "YDI! *****. That's what you get for having a baby out of wedlock." LMAO. Yes, because it's a proven scientific fact that marriage stops cheating.
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SwordAce 3
That note sounds like its one of his friends that he asked to get flowers from the store and basiclly saying "I got good flowers for her huh :P" talk to him dont just assume lols
foreverspellman 0
Fyl for making assumptions. it could have been a friend who got flowers to give to you. Maybe he didn't have time to get them himself, and she was hoping she got a good boquet that he liked well enough to give you. You assume wrongly of him when you might not know the full story. I feel sorry for the boyfriend and the kid, unless you grow up and start trusting him. Unless you let him knock you up on accident... I still feel sorry for the child. fyl.
miraggg 1
it could have been a female coworker or something who wanted to give them flowers to congratulate them. people always assume the worst.
beccusmaximus 0
Exactly.
sallen0046 4
Did it ever occur to you that the flowers could have been meant as a congratulatory gift for the two of you? Instead of making wild assumptions, why don't you try asking him about it? If you're really this worried and jealous you shouldn't be having children with this man in the first place. Either he's not trustworthy, or you're not mature enough for this kind of relationship.
TheRealBrianGrif 7
Hey at least he brought you flowers
gentlyweeps 0
How do you know they were the same flowers?
lijphart 0
don't be stupid. girls don't usually buy flowers for guys they're fooling around with. the note is from the florist who arranged the bouquet.
justbigbs 6
I partially agree with #70, normally a girl would not give a guy flowers, that just unheard of. Secondly, they guy is your "boyfriend" he's not your husband, so he don't have to stay with you. Like another reader said, YDI because you let him inside you.
Eorlas 31
maybe he was busy being at the hospital with you or preparing for the baby otherwise and asked someone to get flowers so he could give them to you. MAYBE just MAYBE you should talk it out with him instead of assuming the worst. more relationships might be successful these days if people actually talked to you
julie3841 11
Haha