Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
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Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
'His' kid? Not 'our' kid? Hmm, someone isn't happy, although receiving flowers doesn't mean that he automatically is cheating, you know.
zolziski 11
I can just see the comments now: "YDI! *****. That's what you get for having a baby out of wedlock." LMAO. Yes, because it's a proven scientific fact that marriage stops cheating.
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XxXALYGATORXxX 4
have you ever though that maby your boyfreind told everyone at work I'm having a baby with my girlfriend and a girl who works with him thought it would be kind and sweet to get you flowers but wrote a note saying she hoped he likes the flowers could be I hope he likes the flowers I got for him and his girlfriend who having a baby
TylerDirty 15
I feel for you op good luck :(
blink_kid 32
Perhaps a gift from a mutual friend congratulating you on the birth of your newborn?!
gellybeans 6
Maybe it was the florist??
nicholasj96 9
She probably helped him pick them out for you :)
jc95sd 3
1. He didn't appreciate the flowers, otherwise he wouldn't have given them to you. 2. Gj for recycling.
MBedford 2
Anytime some girl has her "boyfriend's" kid, I assume she is just a stupid person in general. Intelligent people wait until they are married and have a stable home setting. There is no such thing as an "accident baby" unless you were raped, which you weren't. You deserve it for hooking up with a moron, you moron.
darlinjai 18
She could be crazy...now if it was an...I'm glad we're together note? Crush his soul.
still_guns 16
Has anyone considered the possibility that the girl was a friend?
Lilady 4
Hmmm. Well, let's not jump to conclusions. There are a few options you can look at. For example, 1. The note could be from the florist. 2. The flowers could be from a friend. 3. They could even be from his mom, for you! Don't worry, getting flowers from a girl doesn't automatically mean he's cheating on you :)